The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The best public speakers are those who seem to genuinely enjoy giving a speech. Because they’re relaxed, we’re relaxed.” — Richard Zeoli Copy Share Image
“When someone is using negative speech, do not ruin your own speech.” — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image
Music has been called the speech of the angels; I will go farther and call it the speech of God Himself. — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
It is a difficult task, O citizens, to make speeches to the belly, which has no ears. — Plutarch Copy Share Image
Everybody favours free speech in the slack moments when no axes are being ground. — Heywood Broun Copy Share Image
Being offended by freedom of speech should never be regarded as a justification for violence. — Alan Dershowitz Copy Share Image
I think people never hear what they say, and speech is a mocking sound instead of a jazz concert. — Mike Bass Copy Share Image
I am aware that somewhere along the line, I've subconsciously turned down the pitch of my speech, like a silencer of a… — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
Both free speech rights and property rights belong legally to individuals, but their real function is social, to benefit vast numbers of… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
“I prefer to speak in metaphor: That way, no logic can trap me, and no rule can bind me, and no fact… — Claire Oshetsky Copy Share Image
I'm not a smack talker. I have a speech impediment. So if I try to talk smack and I start stuttering, that… — Curtis Blaydes Copy Share Image
One thing that I have noticed is that whatever be the function, however poignant or serious, the audience always prefers a speech… — Balachandra Menon Copy Share Image
Writing is a lonely job. Having someone who believes in you makes a lot if difference. They don't have to makes speeches.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
All of us are sent with a limited capacity , some spend it in speaking, some in thinking and some in doing… — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
The Framers of the Constitution knew that free speech is the friend of change and revolution. But they also knew that it… — Hugo Black Copy Share Image
It takes talent to please the people in a sermon by a flowery style, a cheerful ethic, brilliant sallies and lively descriptions;… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
That the speech of self-disclosure should be translatable seems to me very odd, but I am convinced that it is. The conclusion… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
The pursuit of Fashion is the attempt of the middle class to co-opt tragedy. In adopting the clothing, speech, and personal habits… — David Mamet Copy Share Image
I want a laity, not arrogant, not rash in speech, not disputatious, but men who know their religion, who enter into it,… — John Henry Newman Copy Share Image
“...revealing intimate truths that serve as a forceful reminder to folks that when they feel broken and afraid and tired, they are… — David Harbour Copy Share Image
All speech should be presumed to be protected by the Constitution, and a heavy burden should be placed on those who would… — Alan Dershowitz Copy Share Image
Go back, go back to sleep. Yes, you are allowed. You who have no Love in your heart, you can go back… — Rumi Copy Share Image
“A man's words reveal, first, the man. The words are not the man, and yet they reveal him faithfully and are to… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
That which is repeated too often becomes insipid and tedious. — Nicolas Boileau-Despreaux Copy Share Image
