Most book things now (with a few exceptions) are just built around nice, safe books written for nice and safe book club readers. These are usually the books you see on display at Barnes and Noble. These Internet writers are… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
I'm shocked and surprised by people that are shocked and surprised that certain things in life are made up or not as true as… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
The things that I have loved have always been those extremes where there has been some kind of apocalypse in the person's life, and… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
I have no interest in being a trained ballerina. People should dance how they want to dance. I want to be the funky chicken. — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
Most of the answers to the world could be answered with our bodies. — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
“I thought about what my mom always said about this part of Texas, “Oh Godforsaken land. I don’t know why anybody would want to… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
I think a pretty good modus operandi is to believe that everything we know is wrong. The stomach will be the key to depression… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
“I walked up to the side of the mountain like I used to do when I was a little boy. I looked out over… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
The only hope we have are our bodies. We're all trapped in them and we all hate them, and it's this reason why we're… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
With my stuff, I think I've tried. I've been courted. I don't want to sound like an asshole, but I've been courted to be… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
The whole exploitation thing is funny, too. Exploitation is the nature of the world, isn't it? — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
There's always tons of crap music people are trying to sell us - [it's] the same way with publishers and galleries. — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image