“the flanger setting ... makes it sound as if the chord is being chewed over thoughtfully by a large genie accustomed to telling long, implausible stories” — Tim Brookes Copy Share Image
A Guitar Store Is The Only Place In The Known Universe Where A Guy Will Allow Himself To Shop Like A Woman — Tim Brookes Copy Share Image
Guitar makes even have a word for these baby-boomers-who-alwyas-wanted-to-be-great-guitarists-and-now-have-the-money-to-indulge-those-dreams: dentists — Tim Brookes Copy Share Image
First guitars tend to be like first loves: ill-chosen, unsuitable, short-lived and unforgettable. — Tim Brookes Copy Share Image
“the flanger setting ... makes it sound as if the chord is being chewed over thoughtfully by a large genie accustomed to telling long,… — Tim Brookes Copy Share Image
