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“And it all started with a field trip, a giant dinosaur model, and an especially noticeable pair of teal eyes.” — Shannon Messenger Copy Share Image
“Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
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Sophie is asking mum ‘Why am I NOT a doll NOT an adult NOT a boy NOT a giraffe?’ It’s so easy… — Christine Caine Copy Share Image
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“Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry," Archer offered.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
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She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Don’t interrupt,’ one of the boys said. ‘He’ll lose his life.’ Seeing it was a matter of life and death, Sophie and… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
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By now it was clear that Howl was in a mood to produce green slime any second. Sophie hurriedly put her sewing… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
Without question, of the heterosexual men that I've spoken to over the years, that's usually - they say, you know, my favorite… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
“It just seems like overkill when you already have a dagger and I have superpowerful magic at my disposal.” “‘Superpowerful?’”He stood up,… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I'm under strict instructions to write a happy ending. Rule number ninety-seven: You're not allowed to make a dragon cry." "Right," Said… — Chris d'Lacey Copy Share Image
“But before he could either comfort me or commit further acts of violence upon my person, I spun away from him and… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
You are a terror, aren't you? Leave this yard alone. I know just where everything is in it, and I won't be… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
I suspect he's sweet on Sophie and doesn't like to see her work too hard.' Tessa was glad to hear it. She'd… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
It was a perfectly normal May Day, but Sophie was scared of that too. And when a young man in a fantastical… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
On a Tuesday night they were wed, And by Friday they were dead. And they buried them in the churchyard side by… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I'd done light comedy. In some quarters, About Last Night... is a romantic comedy. So it wasn't like I'd been doing Sophie's… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
“Why? Why is this happening to me?" Sophie asked. Sabine rolled her eyes. "Because you're the beautiful fairy princess and the evil… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Howl backed into the door to shut it and leaned there in a tragic attitude. "Look at you all!" he said. "Ruin… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
“Is it possible?” He could have sworn she was teasing. She shouldn’t have the energy for that. “What?” He lay next to… — Carolyn Jewel Copy Share Image
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