I sometimes wish I weren't as logical as I am and I wish I weren't as smart as I am, because I'd… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I have faced uncounted, incalculable number of efforts to convert me. There's no college professor who could do it. In my case,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I know it when I don't know it. Sometimes I know it when I don't think I know it. I need to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
It's not usually anybody else's false when you don't get what you want. Sometimes it is. There's exceptions to everything. It's usually… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
They're out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You're not gonna win every outing. I don't mean game. You're not gonna beat everybody out for the top job. Sometimes you're… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Everybody assumes I know everything, so they send me these notes sometimes, and I don't know what they're talking about. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I am sort of proud that I think radio has become a dominant influence in shaping public opinion. Good radio paints the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot let go of the old - old… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Events sometimes are the biggest teachers, as opposed to words, lectures, and that kind of thing. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I thank God that I became addicted to pain pills, because the process of going through rehab taught me more about myself… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Here comes the pope saying, "Well, that may be true about Cruz, but you build walls, and we Christians don't do that.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Drive-Bys want you to think that Donald Trump doesn't have a mind of his own. He's either doing what Steve Bannon tells… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'm aware of everything - it's my job - I keep up to speed, and I have a blessed memory. The brain… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I sometimes think that I think too much. Sometimes I envy the ignorant. I envy people who can just turn it off… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You can criticize Trump and his wealth all day long, but you can't say he hasn't worked. You can say that about the Clintons. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a different ball of wax. I've been trying to say for I don't know how many months now that the traditional… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I guarantee you [Hillary Clinton] is smoking in humiliation over the idea that she needs to heal and that [Donald] Trump's the guy to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
How do you, on the one hand, not object to Hillary Clinton being elected, and then, on the other hand, tell people, "Elect me… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The real leadership of the opposition is never, ever gonna do anything but continue to ramp up efforts to stop [Donald] Trump or destroy… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I can't see the Democrats working with Donald Trump on tax reform unless the rich get soaked. The thing about this that should be… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We know from this book entitled... What is it? Surrendered? Succumbed? I can never remember the title perform. And we learn from this book… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Once you convince people that they're victims, you really own them because you've just told them that whatever problems they have in life, it's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We're in more wars today under Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton than under George W. Bush or Ronald Reagan. Yet they tell you that… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
People from all over the world came to America and assimilated into a single culture rooted in the founding, which is rooted in individual… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The left wants to transform America away from founding ideals, and this is it. And they know it. And they're doing everything they, and… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There's such cultural rot taking place, such a disintegration throughout our culture. Values, morality, you name it. Standards have been relaxed, and people are… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image