Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker… — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
Blogs are for anoraks who couldn’t get published any other way. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
Far too many women are hesitant, and remain trapped in jobs for which they are over-qualified or paid beneath their worth. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
Television reflects our society in a more accurate way than at any time in the past. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
