I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up. — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
“And you know what the worst thing was? The worst thing was that nobody ever believed how hard we tried.” — Jack McCarthy Copy Share Image
“How sad that I couldn't get myself sober to share a life with him, but I could do it to show him… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's essential that the media is sober and intentional in everything they do, and that's something we should all keep top of… — Stephanie Ruhle Copy Share Image
**Sometimes you gotta get f**ked up to feel sober, cry to see clear, fall one hundred times to learn how to pick… — Heather Watson Copy Share Image
I'm sober now, but I was partying a lot. Part of it was because gay bars felt like safe spaces... a place… — Tommy Dorfman Copy Share Image
Prudence must not be expected from a man who is never sober. [Lat., Non est ab homine nunquam sobrio postulanda prudentia.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
In the year and a half that I've been sober, in the comfort of married life, Vogue and I have welcomed our… — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
“I needed to grow up, but growing up meant letting go of who I’d been for the past seven years. The last… — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
“We are not of the night or of the darkness. 6So then let us not sleep, as others do, but let us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People would read all kinds of reaction into it, but Tracy told me himself that half the time he was just standing… — Cesar Romero Copy Share Image
I've been trying to stay sober for 22 years. Some days are bad and some days are great. I get up every… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
My big thing is to get onstage sober. Whatever happens from there happens. But you get onstage drunk and it's not going… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
For a lot of folks who get sober, the process of getting and staying sober becomes their higher power, and it becomes… — Jason Isbell Copy Share Image
Suppose that men kill thee, cut thee in pieces, curse thee, what can these things do to prevent thy mind from remaining… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Staying sober is easy once you have been successful in healing the underlying conditions that were responsible for your dependency in the… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave the way the rich behave, is like supposing… — Logan Pearsall Smith Copy Share Image
I am a new man, and the man you see before you is the one I was always meant to be. This… — Frankie Grande Copy Share Image
If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two… — Daniel Baldwin Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sober guy is always going to have this air of arrogance or self-righteousness, but it's not my intention. I just knew… — Bradford Cox Copy Share Image
I think that there are many different ways of getting and staying sober. Like religion, I just don't think that one way… — Kristen Johnston Copy Share Image
Come swish around, my pretty punk, And keep me dancing still That I may stay a sober man Although I drink my… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Life actually got so bad that I wanted to die. I wanted to die because I wasn't happy when I was sober… — Jack Osbourne Copy Share Image
I am always writing music. I have got unlimited ideas because I have been clean and sober for my entire life. — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t sober for even a single minute of my three-day bender, yet I emerged with a clear head and clean spirit.… — Kandi Steiner Copy Share Image
I understand that kids look up to me, that some people might have gotten sober because of me. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
All the great villainies of history, from the murder of Abel onward, have been perpetrated by sober men, chiefly by Teetotalers. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Why now that he's sober and thoughtful, and living as a good man, does he get in the worst trouble of his… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
At the beginning of me getting out of rehab and thinking about going back to work, I was scared because I didn't… — Goldust Copy Share Image
Lastly, literature and philosophy both allow past idols to be resurrected with a frequency which would be truly distressing to a sober… — Morris Raphael Cohen Copy Share Image
Donald Trump does not touch alcohol, which is really respectable. But think about that. That means every statement, every interview, every tweet… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
“I am not quite sober you know. In fact, I am drunk, but I cannot help feeling this is all a trifle,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
It is possible to live only as long as life intoxicates us; once we are sober we cannot help seeing that it… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
I'm not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and… — Fergie Copy Share Image
I was sober for, like, a year and a half, and I was 25, and I actually did have a manic episode,… — David Harbour Copy Share Image