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Sober Quotes by Anonymous

51 Sober quotes by Anonymous

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A drunken speaker says, 'Yes, I'm drunk, but you are beautiful,' then promises tomorrow's sober honesty will keep the praise alive. Other lines reveal a sober optimist who keeps muddling through, refuses to talk to drunk people, and feels tension of balancing while missing his own shoes. A stark confession compares needing someone to a neck needing a noose, showing how daily sobriety can feel like a hard, relentless battle.

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Getting drunk after a hard day of being sober.

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I hate talking to drunk people when I'm sober.

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Being sober around drunk people is the worst.

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Drunken thoughts are sober words.

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Drunk words are sober thoughts.

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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I stayed sober for this?

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A drunk person is just a fucking awesome version of a sober person.

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I hate being hung over more then I hate being sober.

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I'm not an alcoholic, I just have a low tolerance for being sober.

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I cant go everyday being sober, it gets kinda hard tryna cope with this devil on my shoulder.

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Being sober while adults are drunk is probably the closest thing to hell on earth.

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Officer, I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober...

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Eyes wide shut and them sober bitches all in my face.

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Maybe we should all get DRUNK and tell each other things we're to afraid to say SOBER

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To suppose as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave as the rich behave, is like supposing that…

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Let the lover be disgraceful, crazy, absent-minded. Someone sober will worry about events going badly. Let the lover be.

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I just enjoy being sober these days. I enjoy the fact that my family consumes my life and I don't have to…

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Don't look at me so sorrowfully and so disapprovingly, dearest. I can't be sober and serious - everything looks so rosy and…

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Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide…

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I swear alcohol always has to be involved for people to have a good time. Its kinda sad cause I have great…

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Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!

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Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough.

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Oh you, unceasing sun, to me Your particles communicate The luminous essence of God, Are you our God? I do not know.…

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Could man be drunk for ever With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse at morning And lief lie down of…

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The Christian is not superficial in any sense, but is fundamentally serious and fundamentally happy. You see, the joy of the Christian…

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“We are not of the night or of the darkness. 6So then let us not sleep, as others do, but let us…

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I use to pop pills all the time, but once I got sober. I saw life so diffrent. I know have all…

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So what am I? I guess I would call myself a sober optimist...If you are not sober about the scale of the…

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We were green: we ripened and grew golden. The Sea terrified us: we learned how to drown. Squat and earthbound, we unfolded…

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I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging…

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Puddleglum,' they've said, 'You're altogether too full of bobance and bounce and high spirits. You've got to learn that life isn't all…

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Our whole life is a fooling around. You can do it because you are not aware of how you waste time, how…

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Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.

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Being sober is one of the best choices I've ever made.

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I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

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You hate being sober and you're 15? You're gonna go far in life!

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It's only bros before hoes when you're sober. After that it's every man for himself.

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I'm gonna say this sober so I have no excuse, I need you like my neck needs a noose.

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“trying not to lose my balance. I was perfectly sober, but I was not wearing my own shoes.”

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