Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits snooze on his alarm clock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I can go out all night, but I'm a girl that needs at least 8 hours of snooze, so I stay… — Devon Windsor Copy Share Image
I want a man who is like my alarm clock. I ignore it, snooze it and swear at it, but it still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more. — Phyllis George Copy Share Image
Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
There is too much life to be lived for you to hit the snooze button. In fact, I believe it is 'seize… — Hal Elrod Copy Share Image
I write everything as a wake-up call to myself and others, to anyone who may have gotten tired of hitting the snooze… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Daylight Savings Time. One extra hour for us to dance and drink our asses off. I'm taking advantage of it. You snooze… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“woken up by houseboy Mañuel 10:00:07 a.m.—Quietly utter the word “snooze,” letting Mañuel” — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm very much a get up and go kind of girl. So just the one alarm for me, never hit snooze! — A. J. Odudu Copy Share Image
