It used to be said that when the U.S. sneezed, the world caught a cold. The opposite is equally true today. — Lawrence Summers Copy Share Image
It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Bless your face. If you sneezed during this viseo bless you. Peace off!” — Toby Turner Copy Share Image
I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
“Bless your face. If you sneezed during this video bless you. Peace off.” — Toby Turner Copy Share Image
If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wanted to say Thank You in sign language, but instead I sneezed and ended up shooting out an I love you.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
(The baby sneezed. Wulf jumped as fire shot out of its nostrils and almost singed his leg.) Excuse me. I almost made… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“Now they were sixtyish and gray and almost as wide as they were tall, and so accustomed to each other's habits that… — Stacia M. Brown Copy Share Image
They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Once, when a British Prime Minister sneezed, men half a world away would blow their noses. Now when a British Prime Minister… — Bernard Levin Copy Share Image
“If I sneezed, writers’ vitals would spew out my nose like bats from a cave mouth, fiery balls from a roman candle,… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“The day was not far off when, as the saying goes, if Wall Street sneezed, the rest of the world would catch… — Hugh Brogan Copy Share Image
My mother was good at reading books, making cinnamon biscuits, and coloring in a coloring book. Also she was a good eater… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
“Horace felt an overwhelming need to sneeze. He tried to smother the sound, but only succeeded in making it louder. Will looked… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“The teachers skirted our questions as best they could, though I was sure it was more from their own ignorance about what… — V.C. Repetto Copy Share Image
“Science and discovery, especially in the field of non-abnormal pediatric mysteries, is built on the work of those who have been sneezed… — Spuds Crawford Copy Share Image
“Foxbrush sneezed again. He couldn't help himself. It's not something a fellow likes to do when a stunningly beautiful woman is leaning… — Anne Elisabeth Stengl Copy Share Image
Will looked up angrily, shaking his head in disbelief. Will you shut up? he said tautly. Horace shrugged in apology. 'I'm sorry'… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It used to be said that when the U.S. sneezed, the world caught a cold. The opposite is equally true today. Our… — Lawrence Summers Copy Share Image
“Horace felt an overwhelming need to sneeze. He tried to smother the sound, but only succeeded in making it louder. Will looked… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“Everywhere, snobby people laughed nasally at things that were nowhere near funny by Summi’s standards. He looked for any sign of normality,… — M17un4 Copy Share Image
“I sneezed into the wind, and closed my eyes and imagined my face was barraged by cool ocean spray.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
He said I love you. I sneezed and said Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
My ex called and said she still loves me, I sneezed and said sorry AM ALERGIC TO BULLSHIT — Bishop Copy Share Image
“Then he sneezed, an astonishing sneeze, a two-lungs-full sneeze, with a big hooting follow-through loud enough to wake the dead” — David Hewes Copy Share Image
Fifty million dollars is not to be sneezed at. Of course, I never catch cold. — Eli Wallach Copy Share Image
At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You said "I love you". I sneezed and said "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
