“You realize I have to buy it now? How much is it?" he asked, reaching for the tag. She snatched the shirt out of his reach and carefully plucked off the tag before handing” — Jean Oram Copy Share Image
“My apologies. I meant no offense." Except that his tone told her he didn't mean a word he'd just spoken.” — Jean Oram Copy Share
“I've heard of a third eye, but I didn't realize it was a googly eye. I thought it was mythical.” — Jean Oram Copy Share
“You see..." Nash said, acting doctorly, "you've got to keep the testicles away from the body's heat for optimal sperm count." He snatched two… — Jean Oram Copy Share
“You realize I have to buy it now? How much is it?" he asked, reaching for the tag. She snatched the shirt out of… — Jean Oram Copy Share
“She depended on him to smooth her brow when her shit-on-a-stick life got too covered in poop sprinkles.” — Jean Oram Copy Share
