Smoking Quotes · Page 14

MY DOCTOR phoned and said you don't deserve this news, but your lungs are crystal clear'.

— Nicholas Haslam

I have seen many a man turn his gold into smoke, but you are the first who has turned smoke into gold.

— Elizabeth I

Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you.

— Loni Anderson

Darkest of night, smoke out of cigarette and that beautiful mind. Did you just see...? The worlds envy me

— Munif Gulroo

I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much [marijuana].

— Brad Pitt

Once you stop drinking and smoking and stuff, it really gets on your nerves, all that nonsense going on.

— Chrissie Hynde

“smoking is bad mmmkaay and and ummmm ummm well untill our 18 mmmkaay”

— mena

If you smoke, plain and simple, stop smoking. If you drink, plain and simple, stop.

— Bernard Hopkins

“We look up to see if it is day or night. If stars burn cool and moon does shine, we take to…

— Roman Payne

Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?" her husband, Jack, asked her. "I'm bored with knitting. I've taken…

— Audrey Niffenegger

Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away. That's pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap.…

— Chuck Palahniuk

'You ain't got any tobacco,' he said scornfully to Bunyip Bluegum. 'I can see that at a glance. You're one of the…

— Norman Lindsay

Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must…

— Winston Churchill

There is an episode [in "Mary and Jane"] where there is not a lot of pot smoking, but there is a giant…

— Harry Elfont

I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they…

— Greg Gutfeld

Old school new school need to learn though I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo Peel…

— The Notorious B.I.G

Scientists have demonstrated that dramatic, positive changes can occur in our lives as a direct result of facing an extreme challenge -…

— Jane McGonigal

There's a price you pay for drinking too much, for eating too much sugar, smoking too much marijuana, using too much cocaine,…

— Frank Zappa

I used to use cigarettes to indicate somebody's an outsider a lot. It gave character a seedy, disreputable, almost suicidal quality. Now…

— Daniel Clowes

I just put myself in a hotel and was smoking coke for a while. Then I met up with the wrong people.…

— Marc Wallice

Today, all our wives and husbands have Blackberries or iPhones or Android devices or whatever-the progeny of those original 950 and 957…

— Ian Bogost

There can be no doubt that smoking nowadays is largely a miserable automatic business. People use tobacco without ever taking an intelligent…

— J. B. Priestley

It's hard for me to play seated theaters because people tend to sit down and get a little bit complacent, so it's…

— Jack White

“The odor of burning juniper is the sweetest fragrance on the face of the earth, in my honest judgment; I doubt if…

— Edward Abbey

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to…

— George Burns

good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.

— Warren Ellis

I still believe that 'No Smoking' is one of my best performances.

— John Abraham

I was uncomfortable with smoking too much because a lot of young kids watch and I didn't want to make that cool.

— James Marsters

We've legalized marijuana recently. Medical marijuana, but the rest will come.

— Susan Sarandon

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

— Lenny Bruce

smoking had come to be an important punctuation mark in the long sentence of a day on the road.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

— Charles Dickens

Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not…

— Katharine Whitehorn

I don't want to quit smoking. I am convinced that if I quit smoking, the world would go to hell.

— Marjane Satrapi

Nothing serves life and soundness of body so well, nor is so necessary as the smoke of the royal plant, tobacco.

— Cornelis Bontekoe

There will never be a better time to start quitting smoking than today

— Lord Chesterfield

I just be so high. Lost in my thoughts. Noddin off into space, this purple kush is great.

— Anonymous

I truly loved Jason Reitman. I was there on his first film, 'Thank You For Smoking,' and I'd go work with him…

— Sam Elliott

If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it…

— P. J. O'Rourke

The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them.

— Robert Frost