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Smoking Quotes by Anonymous

43 Smoking quotes by Anonymous

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Anonymous shares a mix of personal reflections and humor about smoking. Some quotes compare a cigar’s comfort to a good cry, while others note that smokers often have stories that hide deeper problems. The collection also jokes about youthful rebellion and points out that smoking rates are now at a record low.

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Start the day right with a wake and bake.

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Smoking cash to my weed

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Act like barbie, smoke like marley.

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I smoke got a problem

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

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I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.

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Act like a Princess. Look like Barbie. Smoke like Marley. Party like Ke$ha.

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WEED IS LEGAL NOW! ITS NOT A DRUG, ITS A MEDICATION!!

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I gotta cut smoking or I'll never make track next year

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High People Understand other high people. They catch things others don't.

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The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

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I can ask for cigarettes in every language

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Every smoker has a story, if u tell them smoking kills, may be something is already killing them…

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I just be so high. Lost in my thoughts. Noddin off into space, this purple kush is great.

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Smoking weed doesn't make you a hippie. Being a hippie is a mentality; a lifestyle of pure inner peace and tranquility. Having…

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The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don't mind that non-smokers don't smoke!

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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God mad a mistake. I mean, drunk people run stop signs, high people…

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Better health, more energy, whiter teeth, increased lifespan, nicer skin...just some of the reasons you should quit smoking today.

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Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit…

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I just wanna be young forever man. Roll the peter pan, light it up and lets fly to never land.

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Have you been smoking something? Seriously, I think you're a werewolf. This new snarky attitude is a dead giveaway." "And vampires aren't…

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He does not regard the quantity of faith, but the quality. He does not measure its degree, but its truth. He will…

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What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it might turn into a big nightmare…

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We're all addicts; we inhale and exhale, without air we can't live. But then, we're all different; I like to inhale C21H30O2,…

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Walking and talking are two very great pleasures, but it is a mistake to combine them. Our own noise blots out the…

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“Have you not reason then to be ashamed and to forbear this filthy novelty, so basely grounded, so foolishly received and so…

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It is so very easy and so very pleasant, too, to read only books which lead to nothing, light and interesting books,…

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After years of research in multiple locations with pot smokers of various ages, I've concluded that: 1. Some pot smokers are smart.…

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Congratulations on quitting smoking and not yet becoming morbidly obese.

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Being nice to people is just like smoking!It's the best if you never start it!

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Quoting, like smoking, is a dirty habit to which I am devoted.

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It's puff puff pass, not puff puff babysit that shit.

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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

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The perfect BOY FRIEND doesn't drink,doesn't smoke,doesn't cheat and doesn't EXIST

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If you smoke cigarettes don't bother, I'm not interested.

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Sit back and take notes, while I take tokes of that marijuana smoke.

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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

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Smoking weed is against the law. But there no bad about it. So smoke weed.

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“smoking hits record low By Kim Painter, Special for USA TODAY | 290 words Cigarette smoking among”

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He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes…

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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back

Life is full of change. That's how we learn and grow.

You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.…

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Everyone needs someone to love, and I choose you.

“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care…

Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,…

Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past…

Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer…

Im sorry I ever tried...

Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

“Start a business, not a startup”

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