If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
There's a vested interest in trying to keep people smoking cigarettes. — Sylvia Earle Copy Share Image
“You might not remember the days when doctors endorsed smoking cigarettes,” — David Perlmutter Copy Share Image
I don't approve of anyone smoking cigarettes, most of all, my daughter. I don't smoke, that's just an accessory. She smoked that… — Madonna Copy Share Image
Ten to 20 years out, driving your car will be viewed as equivalently immoral as smoking cigarettes around other people is today. — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other. — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes. — John Mellencamp Copy Share Image
This was in '79. I got pretty restless there, sitting around with a lot of people sitting around smoking cigarettes and talking… — Renny Harlin Copy Share Image
She had the kind of looks that had probably been quite pretty in high school, but were now worn down by years… — Tami Hoag Copy Share Image
When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the entire carton.… — Pink Copy Share Image
We have too many preacherettes preaching too many sermonettes to too many Christianettes smoking cigarettes. — Leonard Ravenhill Copy Share Image
It was sad, it was sad, it was sad. When Betty came back we didn't sing or laugh, or even argue. We… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They'd never seen anything like that.… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
Trying to micromanage the perfect vacation is always a disaster. That leads to terrible times. If you get lost and you just… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
“esophagus. Certain foods, including chocolate, fried or fatty foods, coffee, soda, onions, and garlic, seem to be associated with this condition. 19… — Joan Salge Blake Copy Share Image
“counter drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. A few of them looked up as I walked in. I took a deep breath. “Could… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The clock holds me nowhere. Nowhere. Nowhere. There is nothing else but now and the shifting depth of night. I sit at… — James Frey Copy Share Image
“In what must surely be considered one of the great lost scripts of history (or a Saturday Night Live sketch), Chase brought… — Brett Martin Copy Share Image
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes,… — John Candy Copy Share Image
“There is a shipwreck between your ribs and it took eighteen years for me to understand how to understand your kind of… — Shinji Moon Copy Share Image
“Quintana's christening was in 1966, this Christian Dior show was two years later, 1968: 1966 and 1968 were a world removed from… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
“Although it may seem like you're losing your individuality when you part with your belongings, the reality seems to be the other… — Fumio Sasaki Copy Share Image
I'm slowly killing myself Drinking and smoking Cigarettes and weed I'm slowly killing myself Cutting myself To scared though to make myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is 10 PM now, and Godzilla has been sitting at his desk in front of his laptop for six to seven… — Brandon Scott Gorrell Copy Share Image
Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“The point to keep in mind is that you don’t lose fat because you cut calories; you lose fat because you cut… — Gary Taubes Copy Share Image
“The lobby of the Nelson Hotel always smells of the river -- it's in the pores of the place -- but this… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Their hair in curlers and their heads wrapped in loud scarves, young mothers, fattish in trousers, lounge about in the speedwash, smoking… — William H Gass Copy Share Image
“The clock holds me nowhere. Nowhere. Nowhere. There is nothing else but now and the shifting depth of the night. I sit… — James Frey Copy Share Image
“Dante had seen this pattern so many times; woman comes into town, finds a low-end job, waitressing, maybe seamstress in a sweatshop… — Mark Frost Copy Share Image
“Her relationships were more about shared memories and common values than about strategic partnerships to help each other succeed. That one killed… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
“Mirchi, I cannot lie to you,” Rahul said, grinning. “On my side of the hall there were five hundred women in only… — Katherine Boo Copy Share Image
“is a city of delightful ease, of freedom and sunshine, of torrid heat. There it does not matter what you do, nor… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
