Smart Quotes · Page 47

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

— Brian Regan

You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.

— Tracy Morgan

Our government has made infrastructure upgrade and the creation of smart cities major national priorities.

— Sushma Swaraj

It's such a passionate fan base in Arizona, and such a smart fan base.

— Carson Palmer

We have become so dependent on technology. I am not fond of technology myself, and I do not have a smart phone.

— Shinobu Yaguchi

I have watched Peppermint for years and I know how smart and clever and funny she can be with a lip-sync.

— Bob the Drag Queen

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober.

— Ed Byrne

Fiona McCrae is a really amazing editor. Really smart and very astute about what a story needs.

— Ru Freeman

Aaron Sorkin has been incredibly good to me; I don't know that I would have an acting career without him. Thanks to…

— Joshua Malina

I was smart enough to save my money. I invest. The biggest thing you can invest is something they don't have a…

— Tito Ortiz

Stop a minute and listen. I know I'm asking the impossible from you, but for once in your life, shut your mouth…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

It does not make any difference how beautiful your guess is. It does not make any difference how smart you are, who…

— Richard P. Feynman

I really want women to throw their shoulders back and stand up straight and use their big girl voices and not feel…

— Katie Aselton

[Smart] is an elusive concept. There's a certain sharpness, an ability to absorb new facts. To ask an insightful question. To relate…

— Bill Gates

I feel like now I have an amazing wife, a super smart child and the opportunity to create in two major fields.…

— Kanye West

You are too smart and too knowledgeable to believe much of the nonsense you have been espousing on global warming and many…

— Howard Wolpe

It's a mistake and misconception to think that one has to state everything clearly and simply for the audience to be able…

— Asghar Farhadi

It really helped to have someone whose taste I really trusted who I knew was really smart and a really good writer.…

— Kumail Nanjiani

The fact that I didn't finish school left me with a lifelong need to prove that I'm smart, prove it to myself,…

— George Carlin

I walked down Paseo del Prado, losing myself to the sights, sounds, and dense magic of the city. There's something weirdly calming…

— Kate Klise

I've had smarter people around me all my life, but I haven't run into one yet that can outwork me. And if…

— Woody Hayes

[...] intelligent people only have a certain amount of time (measured in subjective time spent thinking about religion) to become atheists. After…

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

My father certainly believed that one could make a living outside of an office, as he did. And that if I didn't…

— Amy Bloom

I was always the youngest person in class, skinny, scrawny, no good at sports. I asserted myself by being smart. But then…

— Douglas Coupland

I don't know how smart I am. I just try to be what I am. I hope I'm modest. I think that's…

— Bert Lance

I should have been smart enough to stay happy. But my ambition ruled my life.

— Eva Gabor

The greatest management principle in the world is: 'the things that get rewarded and appreciated get done.'

— Michael LeBoeuf

I think, when I was younger, I might have scored on the wrong basket. That wasn't too smart.

— Jahlil Okafor

Just because I don't have a college degree doesn't mean I am not smart!

— Emma Stone

I'm better than probably 90 percent of the people out there. Doesn't mean I'm smart; probably means I'm lucky.

— Dave McClure

I was ridiculed in public school for being smart. A teacher's pet.

— Julia Glass

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.

— Anonymous

He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.

— Casey Stengel

“The innocent trust their government, whereas the smart research their government to see if they are trustworthy.”

— Steven Magee

Know your limitation in all things and every action you do for no reason to regret at the end.

— Mitch Alapan

I don't want to be smart, because being smart makes you depressed.

— Andy Warhol

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!

— Phyllis Diller

When you play in the Champions League, you are switched on - very, very smart and focused on every situation.

— Claudio Ranieri

Being with someone who is smart and gives good advice adds tremendously wonderful elements to your life.

— Patricia Cornwell

Putting a climate change lens on policy making offers a huge opportunity to make smart decisions about India's future.

— Rohini Nilekani