You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you felt insulted by someone, it might have been actually you've did something that's worth of implying. — Aeres Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem ;-) — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's alright to look back and realize how dumb we where. Now you know this, so there shouldn't be no excuses for… — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
Looking back, makes you smart. Looking forward, makes you mature. Looking down, makes you wise. Looking UP, makes you strong.. — Karim Seddiki Copy Share Image
There are over 7,000,000,000 or 7 billion people on this planet called Earth with each person saying millions of things for 3… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Don't spend your time examining some else personality because that moment can be better spent examining yourself and analysing whether you're closer… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
If people criticize u, Hurt u, or shout at u, Don't be bothered just Remember In every Game audience make the Noise,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm suffering from ME PHOBIA... . . . . . Fear of being so awesome that human race can't handle it... & everyone dies.. !!!:P :P :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey YOU... lisen I am not upset as you left me infact I am excited thinking if I was so happy with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see a lot of people trying to be successful, they trying to be famous... They are in pursuit of money &… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Don't cheat boy tell her how you feel if you think the other girl is for u ,but make sure it not… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've had my fair share of incidents with law enforcement, whether they're saying smart remarks, condescending remarks to downplay who I am… — Bubba Wallace Copy Share Image
Buying a New Farm A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Dear Fucker... You are my fuckin friend...And I hope u kno thats fuckin true...no matter what the fuck happens... I will stand… — Lisa Copy Share Image