“...because being a smart-ass is always preferable to being a dumb-ass.” — Arlaina Tibensky Copy Share Image
“…if you’re going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you’re really just an ass.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I've been called a smart ass many times and given the same response "I'd rather be known as a smart ass than… — Jeffrey Michael Copy Share Image
“I was a smart-ass, born and raised. This had been my curse and would continue to be so.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
If I ever see you hitchhiking, I'll be sure to smile & return the thumbs up. — Your Worst Enemy Copy Share Image
Being smart maybe eating smarties or even being smart ass and buying a smart phone still don't matter your still a f*****… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“Bye, Dr. Green.” I opened the door, stepping out. “I said, call me Sean,” he called after me. “Bye, Dr. Sean.” “Bye,… — C.L. Stone Copy Share Image
“Gee, thanks Dad. I promise to be a good boy and play nice with the other kids.(Kyrian) Smart ass.(Julian) Better than a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I love my dog and I love venting to my dog. He can't say any smart ass comments back, he won't repeat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So you’re the little smart ass from Poleglass.” I wanted to point out he sounded like Dr. Seuss but bit my lip… — David Louden Copy Share Image
Before you decide to be a smart ass and say something hurtfull to the weirds kids you see.. mental/fat/missing parts/ bold/ poor/race… — Salma Rodriguez Copy Share Image
“Did you miss me?” he whispers. “No.” I smile against his lips. “I decapitated your voodoo doll.” “Smart ass,” he breathes against… — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
He's my baby, my smart ass, my heart ache, my superman, my other half, my head ache, he will always be mine.… — Amanda Copy Share Image
Tom Cruise shouldn't try to win Oscars. He should just smile and kick people in the face and leave the acting to… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
People will always have a opinion no matter, there will always be smart ass that will say something negative about what you… — Syntific Copy Share Image
“It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
That moment when ur sitting nxt 2 ur best friend in spanish and goes the answer for number 3 is como and… — Jessi Copy Share Image
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Just three words? Nothing about his physical health? His equipment? His supplies?' 'You got me,' she said. 'He left a detailed status… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“I have to keep my mouth shut about Nam though. All of these guys want to believe they were fighting an honorable… — Bud Rudesill Copy Share Image
The best thing to me, now that I'm older-and as you get older it's not about the looks...especially here in L.A. where… — Amber Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Avasarala: "... and I understand that you've got a few after-market add-ons?" "Keel-mounted rail gun!" Alex said with a grin. "That scream… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
“I wish to be remembered for my humor, and my passion, and above all, my ability to go from angel to asshole… — P nk Copy Share Image
“I recognized that I was small and soft; I wanted to believe in people - that they were kind and good, and… — Dee Williams Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Pott's beady black eyes narrowed,"Do you know how many glass slippers I have to stitch when I get home? There's a… — Sophie Avett Copy Share Image
“Decebel grabbed her hand and turned towards the door, dragging a growling Jen behind him. "Oh smart ass of mine, I will.… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Oh, stick a cork in it, B," Jen snarled at Decebel. Vasile cocked his head to the side as he looked at… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that's not what you call her. You call her Jennifer… or baby… or smart ass, and even once I think you… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Are you always a smart ass?” Ryder asked with a lifted brow at her sardonic smile. “Nope, sometimes I’m asleep,” she offered… — Amelia Hutchins Copy Share Image
If you want to be a smart-ass First you gutta be smart , Cause otherwise you'll just be an ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No I'm not a smart ass..I'm a skilled,trained,professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
