With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list.… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children. — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
“The minds of small children are more interested in clockwork trains, jumping in puddles and other important childhood endeavours.” — Maxwell Grantly Copy Share Image
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“the dance ritual never ended, The small children just sat down one by one as they got tired.” — Dorothy Bryant Copy Share Image
Sometimes very small children in a proper environment develop a skill and exactness in their work that can only surprise us. — Maria Montessori Copy Share Image
There are so many ebbs and flows in life, but when you're raising small children, your family means everything. — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
Well, I've got two small children and this is a very important time for me to be around them. — Treat Williams Copy Share Image
Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're just getting interested in it and someone… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I was really a little housewife with two small children, and I had a husband who really didn't want his wife to… — Pauline Trigere Copy Share Image
There are people out there with three jobs and small children. Being an actor is a walk in the park compared to… — Anne-Marie Duff Copy Share Image
There was no drive because I wanted to become a great designer... I had two small children and a mother, and we… — Pauline Trigere Copy Share Image
“They give an "X" rating to flicks Where sex is the center of kicks, While violence and war Are considered fit for… — Norman W. Storer Copy Share Image
The great thing about small children is they're portable, so we take them everywhere, but when it comes to 2015, Zachary's going… — Elton John Copy Share Image
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Having small children and being an investigative reporter would seem like a difficult mix, but it worked well for me. I was… — Jill Abramson Copy Share Image
I have four relatively small children, and around fourth grade, they start doing big projects on Native Americas: everything is Native Americans… — Soledad O'Brien Copy Share Image
We are under no delusions as to the innate goodness even of very small children. They are bad a great deal of… — Heywood Broun Copy Share Image
Whether it is fear of having fish pie or staying in someone's house or not being able to tell the time, all… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
Because we men have been physically stronger and more arrogant, we've influenced much of the cool stuff of the world, like basing… — Clyde Edgerton Copy Share Image
Being poor with three small children is terrifying. You can't make any plans. You know you're not going on holiday, ever. There's… — Sue Townsend Copy Share Image
“Beyond the boundaries of herself, her parents and the enclosing garden walls, were open fields and other waiting places she still knew… — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
I discovered when I had a child of my own that I had become a biased observer of small children. Instead of… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
There is nothing more boring for an intelligent woman than to spend endless amounts of time with small children. — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
“Small children are great accepters. They don’t understand shame, or the need to hide things.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
World, they have taken the small children like butterflies and thrown them, beating their wings, into the fire-- — Nelly Sachs Copy Share Image
I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
“You wouldn't know from experience that small children are the most powerful learning engines in the known universe.” — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
As soon as you have two small children, they take up a lot of time and energy. — Roger Allam Copy Share Image
