I'm really terrible with small children; they're small, noisy, irritating, damp and soggy. — Ian Anderson Copy Share Image
At a certain moment, I decided to write a story. I had no more small children to tell them stories. — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Having small children with a dog that you don't know anything about can be risky. — Kyle Richards Copy Share Image
“I’m attracting small children,” Orma muttered, twisting his hat in his hands. “Shoo it away, will you?” — Rachel Hartman Copy Share Image
The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
Sometimes parents, when they have a lot of small children, it's hard because your time's got to get divvied up. There's no… — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
I have no quarrel with people who lack the skill or temperament to care for small children. — Carolyn Hax Copy Share Image
“Hell, a pig had most humans beat, smarter than small children, and we didn't eat those but maybe we should.” — Kelly J. Cogswell Copy Share Image
Often when I go to home of people who have small children, the children will run from me, even though they have… — Andre The Giant Copy Share Image
Small children believe themselves to be gods, or some of them do, and they can only be satisfied when the rest of… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Having small children and being an investigative reporter would seem like a difficult mix, but it worked well for me. I was… — Jill Abramson Copy Share Image
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
As I'm traveling around, I meet many small children. And when I look at a small and think how we've harmed this… — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
Having small children, you start thinking about how everything in your life revolves around doing the best you can for this little… — Chris Thile Copy Share Image
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I had a husband who stayed with me, and small children, and I had no choice but to pull myself together and… — Kimberly Quinn Copy Share Image
“Beyond the boundaries of herself, her parents and the enclosing garden walls, were open fields and other waiting places she still knew… — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
I discovered when I had a child of my own that I had become a biased observer of small children. Instead of… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
We are under no delusions as to the innate goodness even of very small children. They are bad a great deal of… — Heywood Broun Copy Share Image
I have four relatively small children, and around fourth grade, they start doing big projects on Native Americas: everything is Native Americans… — Soledad O'Brien Copy Share Image
Being poor with three small children is terrifying. You can't make any plans. You know you're not going on holiday, ever. There's… — Sue Townsend Copy Share Image
Whether it is fear of having fish pie or staying in someone's house or not being able to tell the time, all… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
Because we men have been physically stronger and more arrogant, we've influenced much of the cool stuff of the world, like basing… — Clyde Edgerton Copy Share Image
There are so many ebbs and flows in life, but when you're raising small children, your family means everything. — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
Sometimes very small children in a proper environment develop a skill and exactness in their work that can only surprise us. — Maria Montessori Copy Share Image
“the dance ritual never ended, The small children just sat down one by one as they got tired.” — Dorothy Bryant Copy Share Image
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The minds of small children are more interested in clockwork trains, jumping in puddles and other important childhood endeavours.” — Maxwell Grantly Copy Share Image
Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children. — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list.… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
As soon as you have two small children, they take up a lot of time and energy. — Roger Allam Copy Share Image
“You wouldn't know from experience that small children are the most powerful learning engines in the known universe.” — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
