“I studied her face as she got closer. Who wore that much makeup this early in the morning? She looked like she got smacked in the face by a drunk rainbow.” — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“Who wore that much makeup this early in the morning? She looked like she got smacked in the face by a drunk rainbow.” — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“I haven't brushed yet." "I'll take my chances," he said, gently pulling my hands away from my mouth. "Pay the toll, stinky.” — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“Tommy would never look at me like that, except maybe if I were walking toward him butt naked carrying a heaping plate of bacon.” — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“I studied her face as she got closer. Who wore that much makeup this early in the morning? She looked like she got smacked… — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“His nose holes are opening and closing,” Piper responded, making a gross face.” — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“I, Brody, promise to love you, Lucy and Piper, just as much as I love your mommy. I promise to love you and protect… — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“Kacie, get attached. Please , get attached. I sure as hell know I am. You’re what I want. You and the girls. This is… — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“Life is a sum made up of small parts, Kacie. Some are good; some are bad. You and the girls are definitely one of… — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“Pinkie swear?" Piper asked quietly, holding her tiny pinky finger in the air. "How about we change it to Twinkie swear?” — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“You think we woke them?” She turned on her side and leaned on her hand. The way her breast rolled on top of the… — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“I loved her for the way she loved me. I loved her for the way she loved her girls. I loved her for the… — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“You guys are taking forever and I’m fucking starving. I figure if you haven’t made up yet, I’ll drop you off at home and… — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“Sorry. You don’t think he’s hot?” She waited for my answer, but I was too busy choking. I just shook my head no. “That… — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“What’s up, ass clown!” He slapped me on the shoulder as he walked past me. “Dude, I just got the number of the hottest… — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“That man is scorching hot, and I’m assuming his southern hemisphere is pretty heavily populated, if you know what I mean,” she said, wiggling… — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
