It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I know that when a supersexy older girl with hips and breasts and nice hair wants to take off your glasses and… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Find Eloy. Smack his head into a wall, dance on his guts... I'd get creative. Spontaneous like. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I can cope with a smack in the face, or at least I should be able to after the number I have… — Richard Gough Copy Share Image
In fact, the gravest obstacle to the restoration of civilization in North America is universal suffrage. Letting everybody vote makes no sense.… — Fred Reed Copy Share Image
If you're a film fan, collecting video is sort of like marijuana. Laser discs, they're definitely cocaine. Film prints are heroin, all… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
Something inside me shuts down and I'm too numb to feel anything. It's like watching complete strangers in another Hunger Games. But… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack. — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
Even his highly emotional Italian mother didn't believe that true love could blossom overnight. Like his brothers and sisters-in-law, she wanted nothing… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
A single thread of self generation ties the cosmos, the bios, and the technos together into one creation. Humans are not the… — Kevin Kelly Copy Share Image
Anthony Bridgerton leaned back in his leather chair,and then announced, "I'm thinking about getting married." Benedict Bridgerton, who had been indulging in… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
My mother saved our home with a minimum wage job. But in the 1960s, a minimum wage job would support a family… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
That earns him a smack with my book bag. "Ow." He clutches his arm. "What do you have in there? Books?" A… — Julie Anne Peters Copy Share Image
Your problem is you don't understand what that word means. People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Many people do not like the idea that time has a beginning, probably because it smacks of divine intervention. (The Catholic Church,… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it. — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
If the jests that you crack have an orthodox smack, You may get a bland smile from these sages; But should it,… — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
We don't ruminate during a fight. Maybe in a bath, or driving a car, or as we take a walk. But not… — Dani Shapiro Copy Share Image
People in the arts often want to aim for the biggest, most obvious target, and hit it smack in the bull’s eye.… — Brian Eno Copy Share Image
For a competitive junkie like me, golf is a great solution because it smacks you in the face every time you think… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
Measuring Safety Performance by the number of injuries you have is like measuring parenting by the number of smacks you give — Robert Long Copy Share Image
Britney Spears. Because she's a girl, I wouldn't smack her - I'd lock her in a closet with poisonous spiders or something.… — Brandon Boyd Copy Share Image
Bein' rich is having leftovers. Good leftovers make yo' tongue fly outta yo' mouth and smack yo' brains out. — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
We punish the body and strip the earth. And we do it in pursuit of a so-called holiness that smacks of the… — Joan D. Chittister Copy Share Image
In my neighborhood - West 121st Street in New York, "white Harlem" - there were only two drugs: smack and marijuana. By… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
