“If the school population discovers I banged two dudes in one night, the girls will call me a bitch and a slut, and the guys will high five and call me easy while flinging their own feces at each other.” — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“Don't look at me like that. This is a book about a sex scandal: did you really expect me to be a nun and/or the Virgin Mary?” — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“Unless an old white man can profit from your sexuality, you better hide it, because if it can't be exploited, it will be punished.” — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“I get why he's lashing out. As a privileged white dude, he's used to being able to buy whatever he wants. He lives in… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“To the innocent onlooker it might seem sort of sweet. To me it seems like he's saying "I don't respect your decision not to… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“Basically, if you're a woman, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.” — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“Have you tried to find a job?" "Good God, that's brilliant!" I gasp, faux-astounded. "I had not previously considered this course of action!” — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“Someone posted a condom stuffed with dog turd through our letterbox this morning. Dumbledore got confused, bless him, and thought it was an exciting… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“As a feminist I feel immediately guilty because everyone is trying to encourage girls into STEM subjects now, but to be honest I’m not… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“The Friend Zone An imaginary area filled with self-professed Nice Guys who've been sexually rejected by women they've been Nice to. See also: A… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“What do I want to be now? Bold. Fierce. Honest. A fighter. A revolutionary. A bitch. Because the way the world treats teenage girls… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“You're cute when you babble," he says to my total horror and disgust, because unlike the popular noughties rock band, cute is never what… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
