“Maybe next time we just open the door and start out with some bitch slapping.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“And if he left me of his own free will, then he should get ready for the bitch-slapping of his life.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
'Postcards' was just a way of slapping myself in the face and saying, 'You can do anything! Just go for it!' — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
Slapping a rattlesnake across the face with the back of your hand is safer than trying to fool Henry Aaron. — Claude Osteen Copy Share Image
The experience that I had with working with Gore and slapping Johnny Dep. I will take that to my grave and I… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
“I'm not likely to forget someone slapping my butt with a big piece of wood.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“He reminded himself that when he got out of this mess he would make a point of slapping the shit out of… — Ryan Seek Copy Share Image
Human women have been slapping men for being bastards for centuries. You were doing what comes naturally. — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
The man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“I stand and grab a hefty bottle of perfume from the bathroom shelf and return to the bedroom door. It’s not much… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
I've gotten bored with jazz to the point where I wouldn't mind something bad happening. Slapping hurts, but at some point it'll… — Robert Glasper Copy Share Image
“It's so awful, attacking your child. It's the worse thing I know, to shout loudly at this 50 lb. being with his… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
In counting gifts, to one thousand, more, I discover that slapping a sloppy brush of thanksgiving over everything in my life leaves… — Ann Voskamp Copy Share Image
I used to love slapping people in the face when I was drunk. I thought it was really funny, so I did… — Lara Stone Copy Share Image
“I am so looking forward to seeing the back of you two,” Kent pipes up behind me. “Excuse me?” I spin around… — Siobhan Davis Copy Share Image
“Jeeves, Mr Little is in love with that female." "So I gathered, sir. She was slapping him in the passage." I clutched… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Marina brushed her hand across the back of her neck and dislodged something with a hard shell. She had learned in time… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
I slapped my face two or three times with both hands, as hard as possible. The slapping hurt. It snapped me to… — Brad Alan Lewis Copy Share Image
If Edgar Allan Poe were alive today, his agent would be constantly slapping him upside the head with tightly rolled copies of… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
No reason to get angry at anybody for slapping you literally or figuratively. It's just nature unfolding perfectly and obviously that slap… — Bryan Kest Copy Share Image
“Hey," Trenton said, breathless and sweaty. He pulled a few yellow strands of fake hair from his face. "Did you lose a… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
In your bed tonight, turn off all of the lights and make sure that there is no noise. There is something that… — Marcus Dunstan Copy Share Image
“She tried to keep in mind how scared and hurt Hunter was and decided to let him have that one. She chose… — Aaron Overfield Copy Share Image
I remember, even when I first started out in NXT and the girls wanted to do certain moves in matches, and I… — Alexa Bliss Copy Share Image
“Slapping a man across the face with a fish hasn’t been sexy since the fifties.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
There's NO excuse for hitting a girl, unless you're slapping that ass during sex!!! — Codeiene_Dreams Copy Share Image
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
“Are you going to apologize for slapping me?" "No." "I didn't think so," he said.” — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“You kind of lose the right to bitch someone out when you’re no longer slapping groins.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping… — Vanessa Carlton Copy Share Image
