I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
I think awards in this country at this time are inappropriate to be received or given until the condition of the American Indian is… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
I put on an act sometimes, and people think I’m insensitive. Really, it’s like a kind of armor because I’m too sensitive. If there… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
Most writers write haphazardly. The actor is fighting unjustified words all the time. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
Acting serves as the quintessential social lubricant and a device for protecting our interests and gaining advantage in every aspect of life. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
(...the non-conformist, how do you keep from getting scarred?)/i don’t! i got a scar here…and uh i got a scar on my knee…and uh… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
We make up any excuse to preserve myths about people we love, but the reverse is also true; if we dislike an individual we… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
