“And now please note that I have raised my right hand. And that means that I'm not kidding, that whatever I say next I believe to be true. So here it goes: The most spiritually splendid American phenomenon of my… — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr Copy Share Image
“Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sakes. Now, I mean, I'm… — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr Copy Share Image
“Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before... He is full of murderous… — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr Copy Share Image
“She was a defective child-bearing machine. She destroyed herself automatically while giving birth to Dwayne. The printer disappeared. He was a disappearing machine.” — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr Copy Share Image
“I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.” — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr Copy Share Image
“Maturity...is knowing what your limitations are...Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.” — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr Copy Share Image
“I guess that isn't the right word," she said. She was used to apologizing for her use of language. She had been encouraged to… — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr Copy Share Image
“And now please note that I have raised my right hand. And that means that I'm not kidding, that whatever I say next I… — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr Copy Share Image
“A plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive, at least a little bit…” — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr Copy Share Image
