Most sketch aficionados have an enormous amount of respect for 'Mr. Show.' I didn't have HBO back then, so I was always trying to find episodes. Bob Odenkirk and David Cross became celebrities, and Jay Johnston - who's lesser known,… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
No one will ever be as good as Phil Hartman. He was such an amazing genius, and may be the best sketch performer of all time. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I've kind of… — Nick Swardson Copy Share
That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb. — Nick Swardson Copy Share
Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's… — Nick Swardson Copy Share
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh. — Nick Swardson Copy Share
I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I… — Nick Swardson Copy Share
Most sketch aficionados have an enormous amount of respect for 'Mr. Show.' I didn't have HBO back then, so I was always trying to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share
I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share
I'm developing more stuff in my voice, more Nick Swardson. It's me as myself in a sense and kind of in my voice, no… — Nick Swardson Copy Share
My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds. — Nick Swardson Copy Share
I started in the club route. I did the alternative scene later on. When I lived in New York, I did the Luna Lounge… — Nick Swardson Copy Share
