My couch is made of cat's hair. The cushions have been obscured, and it's made of salt-and-pepper fur. I can't have visitors. I can't ask people to sit on that couch because they become implicated in the furriness of it,… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
I've never had a couch that needed to be cleaned or learned how to couch-clean in general. That feels too grown-up. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share
It's hard not to be the straight man when Zach Galifianakis is there. He's such a delightfully bizarre creature. Everything he does is so… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share
I love doing impressions of politicians because the task is always to imagine the private lives of these people whose job it is to… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share
Some people look at movies and think, 'Oh my gosh, that's so amazing.' But to me, I look at a politician or a scientist… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share
If I had my druthers, I would be a brain in a jar, with a burlap skirt around the cart I'm on - I… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share
It's such an insult that foul gas comes out of a hole in our butt with a sound to announce itself. It's the ultimate… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share
Progress, real progress, makes me cry harder than anything. When the world itself grows. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share
