“Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, buddy, when you’re around another dude and you get… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom’s new boyfriend took it. Now there’s an insane person. Well,… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“Look, when I’m here, I don’t have to think. I don’t have to worry. I don’t even have to be me if… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“That life is far too short to waste on grudges. Love does not come along often. When it does, you can’t throw… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“Did not. My stubbornness doesn’t even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“Not that you’ll have any fun. I know my safe word, and I intend to use it.” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
