“I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.” — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“I would be the first to admit that I drew attention to my chest since, being so short, I need to give people a… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“If this was the date from heaven and I decided to release slutty Stephanie, I didn't want clothes on my floor or an ungroomed… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“It occurred to me, while sitting on the cold white toilet seat pretending to pee in order to avoid Bob, that I much preferred… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“It was my decision to break up, but he didn't fight me on it. Would he have fought for Trish? And if so, was… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“I was a witch and like a witch, deserved to have a house fall on top of me while wearing my favorite shoes” — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“I truly believed Facebook was created by Satan as a way to turn completely sane people into obsessed stalkers.” — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“Once I checked my email, I would get lost in a book so I could feel the main character's pain instead of mine, laugh… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“The guys who played with your feelings were jerks, Jane. You deserve better than guys like them. At least you did deserve better until… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
