I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at school... — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff.” — M. Beth Bloom Copy Share Image
But for the silly chaps, we would still be living in the Stone Age. — Christopher Cockerell Copy Share Image
When I think back on high school, I always tried to make silly videos with my friends. — Kimiko Glenn Copy Share Image
When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you walk into a spider web,,, and you instantly become a kung fu master... amazing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course, we wore silly outfits, the pictures were corny, and some people still focus on that. But ABBA wasn't a big… — Bjorn Ulvaeus Copy Share Image
I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if they touch you. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Who on earth invented the silly convention that it is boring or impolite to talk shop? Nothing is more interesting to listen… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I, for one, personally like rom-coms, silly rom-coms, but at the same time, I also want to watch a documentary or an… — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
Laughter is key. Dancing a must. Because oh, how we do love both things! But most important, possess the ability to be… — Dianna Agron Copy Share Image
...it is so silly of people to fancy that old age means crookedness and witheredness and feebleness and sticks and spectacles and… — George MacDonald Copy Share Image
We must work on our souls, enlarging and expanding them. We do so by experiencing all of life-the beauty and the joy… — Matthew Fox Copy Share Image
I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story. That's kind of silly. "Hey, Mitch, did you hear… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
And he remembered thinking then that if she died, he was certain he wouldn't cry. For it would be the dying face… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
When you speak up about any sense of unfairness or injustice, you're told that you're overreacting, you're too angry, too silly-shut up… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
Ivy Hisselpenny was the unfortunate victim of circumstances that dictated she be only-just-pretty, only-just-wealthy, and possessed of a terrible propensity for wearing… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
A hundred years from now, people will look back on us and laugh. They'll say, 'You know what people used to believe?… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate. — Marion Barry Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
