I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew… — George Bird Evans Copy Share Image
Women and Washing Machines are similar in a way, you have to use your hands in their absence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Burning Ants. As a kid: oh, no! the city of Townsville is on Fire! Now: hey! where are you going!? COME AVENGE… — Nutella Umbrella Copy Share Image
The word 'silly' derives from the Greek 'selig' meaning 'blessed.' There is something sacred in being able to be silly. — Paul Pearsall Copy Share Image
If we immerse ourselves in the ultimate good, we will have this silly smile on our face or perhaps just inside our… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
How silly people were to eat. They thought they needed food for energy, but they didn't. Energy came from will, from self-control. — Steven Levenkron Copy Share Image
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? — David Sarnoff Copy Share Image
It's like being a stand-up comedian is what leads to being a talk-show host. That life is not cut out for a… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Most performers take themselves too seriously. They forget there is a difference between the characters they play on the screen or stage… — Grace Jones Copy Share Image
“In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
What frustrates me is to see African-Americans behave as though what European-Americans say is worthwhile. It simply isn't. It's just some silly… — Jamaica Kincaid Copy Share Image
People of small calibre are always carping. How affected so-and-so is! Don't you think he is silly? He was certainly quite mistaken… — Van Wyck Brooks Copy Share Image
Love yourself even when you don't measure up to your own expectations. You have a certain idea of what you should do… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I think it's silly for anyone to think you could write under the influence, but if they'd like to think that, I'd… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
It's just science fiction so it's allowed to be silly, and childish, and stupid. It's just science fiction, so it doesn't have… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
I'm a blues guy at heart, so silly music isn't generally what I do. I'm a I'll-cry-as-my-guitar-gently-weeps kind of guy. — Coy Bowles Copy Share Image
I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags. — Guy Clark Copy Share Image
I didn't want to start aiming for fame. It would be silly to not have entertained offers. — Adam Granduciel Copy Share Image
I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning… — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
All the negatives, the flags for the personal fouls and silly stuff after the play, that takes a toll. People don't want… — Travis Kelce Copy Share Image
The effort of using machines to mimic the human mind has always struck me as rather silly. I would rather use them… — Edsger Dijkstra Copy Share Image
“As for marriage, of course that would be silly, but there are other and more interesting bonds between men and women.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. For you are here to do great things. — Ralph Marston Copy Share Image
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'll run through things over and over and over again in my head and think, "How could I have done that better?"… — Bryce Dallas Howard Copy Share Image
When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
If you seek to change your life and attain enlightenment, you must deal with these questions. If there is no truth in… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
When it comes to the acting stuff, I like to show up for a couple days and kind of be outrageous and… — Josh Groban Copy Share Image
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good… — Lauren London Copy Share Image
I don't want a perfect person, I just want someone to act silly with, someone who treats me well and loves being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
We feel a lot of pressure about looking silly or appearing weak, whatever that means, or being a failure. You have to… — Michael Fassbender Copy Share Image
I have learned that I am also a person who has to be able to go fishing whenever I can and for… — Howell Raines Copy Share Image
It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's… — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I think that a big part of comedy is being made fun of, and it is looking silly or looking stupid. — Alison Brie Copy Share Image
We have a lot of really boring, silly, stupid politics. We need people to point that out. — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
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