“You can't sit down in a bachelor's house without getting sick with cooties from the dirt and built-up grime, but you can eat off the barrel of his gun.” — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“There are so many good books waiting to be read, I’ll never go back and read one twice.” — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it… — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“You can't sit down in a bachelor's house without getting sick with cooties from the dirt and built-up grime, but you can eat off… — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“An investigator has to have a defense arsenal. Heck, every woman alive should have one if she wants to stay that way.” — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“You have so much love in you. Trust your firends and family. They're all you have, but they're precious, the most important part of… — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“Normally, I have a rinse to take the yellow out of my gray hair. Gray hair doesn’t scare me. Neither do flabby muscles, or… — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“Big cities squeeze the ability to be patient right out of people. Life becomes too frantic and rushed. It’s a sad thing.” — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“It's amazing what the possiblity of romance can do to you. I'm self-conscious now in ways I never was before.” — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“Nobody, but nobody, is going to get our guns, even if it means burying most of them in the ground and taking a final… — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“The difference between men and women is this--if you catch a woman butt-naked, she tries to cover the private parts with her hands. A… — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“There sat Floyd, naked as a blue jay and not half as pretty. He had the largest head I ever saw on a man,… — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles.” — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
