There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
My first job. I got fired from this MTV prank show, or I didn't make the cut of what ended up being,… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Really, I just love doing comedy. Any form it takes is great, as long as I can keep doing it, you know?… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I came to New York and started doing stand-up and improv, and started auditioning for commercials and voiceovers and stuff. My first… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Robert Altman made that movie Kansas City about the jazz scene in the city, and we saw that band all together, and… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
In general in comedy, there are fewer people making a ton of money and a lot more people making a living. For… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
The thing that's the biggest bummer about any live show is a hot, sober room. So if it's during the day and… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
It was sort of in the jam-band era and it was at the Capitol Theatre in Port Chester [New York], right where… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
One of the worst things about being an actor, besides people being nice to you and getting free stuff all the time… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Don't watch Kroll Show if you don't have a Nielsen box. I honestly don't care. Feel free to DVR it and not… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
It's a real democratic time for comedy, and I think my special is a sign for that. You don't have to just… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
My best friend, Andrew Goldberg - and this is genuinely not me trying to cross-promote, but this new Netflix show I'm doing… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I had PubLIZity, I had Oh, Hello, I had Bobby and Farley - all of these sketches that were really these duo… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Mel Brooks came to see Oh, Hello in L.A. Mulaney and I had a meeting with him, and we invited him to… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
For me, I was literally trying to stay afloat. I never actually thought I would get my own sketch show. So the… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Everybody gets better looking on TV as shows go on.Even the nerds on "Big Bang Theory" are getting better looking. Their clothes… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
My first concert isn't that cool or ironic. I wish it had been like, "My first concert was the Backstreet Boys," but the first… — Nick Kroll Copy Share
As long as it's not an easy, outdated stereotype and it comes from an interesting or emotionally driven place, then anyone can be made… — Nick Kroll Copy Share
Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live version of… — Nick Kroll Copy Share
My goal was to do something that incorporated all the stuff I do and have it feel like something new, like it was hopefully… — Nick Kroll Copy Share
In New York, you are forced into having very public lives and observing all types of people, what they sound like, what they're reading,… — Nick Kroll Copy Share
People want to consume what you're putting out there, and you can create a really strong following of fans and admirers, and people who… — Nick Kroll Copy Share
I think that being on the road and doing more and more stand-up has allowed me to figure out... like, I don't think I'll… — Nick Kroll Copy Share
I've decided to just keep doing Oh, Hello, where I play an older man who thinks he's very cultured. That clearly has not gone… — Nick Kroll Copy Share
I think Trump thinks of himself as pretty important, and now rightfully so - because he's the President of the United States. You gotta… — Nick Kroll Copy Share
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk. — Nick Kroll Copy Share
My best friend, Andrew Goldberg - and this is genuinely not me trying to cross-promote, but this new Netflix show I'm doing called Big… — Nick Kroll Copy Share
![“It was sort of in the jam-band era and it was at the Capitol Theatre in Port Chester [New York], right where I grew up. I actually went back there a couple years ago when I was on tour for Kroll Show. I performed at that theater, which was really cool to go back to the first place I'd gone to a…” quote by Nick Kroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/038/nick-kroll-8005_band_it-was-sort-of-in-the-jam-band-era-and-i_1114579.jpg)
