Since we're keeping it primal, you smell good," he observed. "It's called a shower...," I began automatically, then trailed off. My memory… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Sentences or solutions occur to me in the shower, or while running on the treadmill, or riding on the subway. — Karen Thompson Walker Copy Share Image
Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings… — Wil Anderson Copy Share Image
But tears were not the things to find their way to Mr. Bumble’s soul; his heart was waterproof. Like washable beaver hats… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
One of the things that adds tension to our lives is small frustrations. Losing car keys can give you a panic attack.… — Jennifer James Copy Share Image
My whole career, my swing has always been the most important thing to me. Even when I'm taking a shower, I work… — David Ortiz Copy Share Image
This is my time, this is my hour, This is my pain, this is my name, this is my power. If it's… — Pusha T Copy Share Image
You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook.… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Happiness blooms naturally in the hearts of those who are inwardly free. It flows spontaneously, like a mountain spring after April showers,… — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
I mean, we've had all these awful pictures from the prison in Iraq and these sort of memos floating around about justifying… — Ron Reagan Copy Share Image
Of all sports, football seems to be the most sanctioned homosocial opportunity for straight men to be with each other, pat butts,… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
soon I'll finish this 5th of Puerto Rican rum. in the morning I'll vomit and shower, drive back in, have a sandwich… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Perhaps you say, Why are the wicked joyous? Why do they live in luxury? Why do they not toil with me? It… — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
When the heart is hard and parched up, come upon me with a shower of mercy. When grace is lost from life,… — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Like a plant that starts up in showers and sunshine and does not know which has best helped it to grow, it… — Lucy Larcom Copy Share Image
I remember the day I turned thirty. I was getting out of the shower and I stood in front of the mirror… — Terry McMillan Copy Share Image
We cannot get grace from gadgets. In the Bakelite house of the future, the dishes may not break, but the heart can.… — J. B. Priestley Copy Share Image
I mean the fun part about when Andy Bernard sings on The Office is he usually embellishes the songs in fun, stupid… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
I can't help but care about the rights of the people I used to shower with. — Jack Kemp Copy Share Image
