They don't take eyeballs at the bank. Those who value stocks by eyeballs should go be ophthalmologists, not stock analysts. There is… — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
I just can't stop myself; I'm addicted to making you money. I should be spending all day in a country club or… — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
We are all wrong so often that it amazes me that we can have any conviction at all over the direction of things to… — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
The mutual fund industry provided the money for Intel and Motorola and Hewlett-Packard to crush the competitors. — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of the stock market right now, this week. — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
Picking the right stocks is one of the hardest parts of investing, and every night on Mad Money, I try to take some of… — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
Don't move your money from Bear! That's just being silly! Don't be silly! — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
These will be fabulous investments and will make millions of more people rich. — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
I mean that what makes me a professional, but the market itself has been fabulous during this whole period and I've got to give… — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
A good investor in this new world knows to always expect the unexpected. — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
There's accountability in the mutual fund industry. And they've been tremendous engines of wealth for people and they're going to continue to be so. — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
You have a class of investors and you have a class of speculators. The speculators historically haven't been big enough to cause the investors… — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
The party line is that stocks historically have outperformed all other investment plans. — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
And, strangely, this one of the few things in life that the third, the latter, the buy with our eyes closed has actually done… — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
