“Whoever came up with the phrase TGIF needed to get shot in the face.” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“There is a frozen moment after a really good shot to the face. A moment of shock, or paralysis where all you… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“You could BE somebody," he said, focusing a tight shot on her face. "Honey," she said, mugging for the camera like an… — Danielle Ganek Copy Share Image
