I try not to write jokes that are mean. I try my best to write jokes that are pretty universal and jokes… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
I've always listened to music while I write, but none of my work has been so directly impacted by a song as… — Michael Koryta Copy Share Image
I like short records in general that you can swallow in one sitting. — Samuel Ervin Beam Copy Share Image
'Eight-Legged Freaks' runs out of gas scarily fast - its one-joke premise lends itself more to a short than a feature. — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
In the short run, using militias might be the quickest and easiest way to improve order on Iraq's streets and uproot the… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
The CH radical is a very reactive radical which, under most conditions, has a very short lifetime. — Gerhard Herzberg Copy Share Image
I never really wanted to be a writer. I know it sounds strange, but I honestly believe that I didn't pick the… — Amish Tripathi Copy Share Image
If we take into account the existence of our planet, we have to recognise that we are guests that spend a short… — Gunter Grass Copy Share Image
Explaining why I love is you is like explaining how water tastes: completely impossible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Enron had already collapsed and filed for bankruptcy protection by the beginning of 2002. But despite complaints from short sellers that corporations… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
I owe it to myself to not sell myself short by taking a pay cut just to go to another organization. — Justin Gaethje Copy Share Image
Why do I like to write short stories? Well, I certainly didn't intend to. I was going to write a novel. And… — Alice Munro Copy Share Image
The reader really has to step up to the plate and read a short story. — Tobias Wolff Copy Share Image
Countries with short workweeks consistently top gender' equality rankings. The central issue is achieving a more equitable distribution of work. — Rutger Bregman Copy Share Image
I started when I was really young. I was playing with my dad when I was 8 or 9, and I started… — Verite Copy Share Image
Reagan wrote out many of his radio commentaries and newspaper articles as well as many of his own speeches. He wrote poetry,… — Charlie Sykes Copy Share Image
Brushing up on your short game at the practice area is fine and good, but taking it with you to the golf… — Ernie Els Copy Share Image
There are only 24 hours in a day, and my top priority is working on my films, but I love short film experiments. — David Lynch Copy Share Image
Short boots are cool, in my humble opinion. They say, 'Hey! Winter is over, but summer hasn't yet arrived - so enjoy… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
One day I was in Starbucks going through one of my books on accounting, and this beautiful young woman came up to… — David Schweikert Copy Share Image
I think the amount of love and trust on Capitol Hill is often in short supply, and having more dogs here would… — Bill Foster Copy Share Image
My first priority is growing this economy in the long term, and stimulating it in the short term. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing that I can inspire little kids to know that you can be short or tall, and your body type doesn't… — Simone Biles Copy Share Image
