Shock Quotes by Gary Delaney

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More by Gary Delaney

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.

— Gary Delaney

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I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.

— Gary Delaney

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As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

— Gary Delaney

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