In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like a freeway, you can get from point A to B in minutes but others can fuck it up in… — Jennifer Amorelli Copy Share Image
When life throws you a lemon, make lemonade. Then remember, free is NOT always better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not everything has a happy ending, but that's life. Just pick up the pieces and move on to the next chapter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live my life the way I plan it but if something else goes down I could only say shit happens. — $Teady Copy Share Image
Ones u've been hurt, dont let anybody do it again! shit happens everytime! — Hannah Zafra Copy Share Image
Take a close look at this , I know shit happens bt it happens with me more frequently ;( — Satan Copy Share Image
Feeling slightly perturbed and irritable. Maybe a tad pissy too, with a pinch of bitchy thrown in for good measures. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what you were doing there in the first… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; A fake person will make a mistake and act like it never happened. A real person will make a mistake, admit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In bed I'll be fine, Tonight The night seems so long but I'll be alright. It doesn't matter, wherever you are this… — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
; Never change what you feel based on what others think. Never change who you are to fit others ideals. Always be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What happens next is up to you. Will you give up on yourself and be miserable or will you FIGHT so that… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone is trying to get on the elevator but the doors are closing and they make eye contact… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was… — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“Didn't Chains tell you about the Golden Theological Principle?" "The what?" "The single congruent aspect of every known religion. The one shared,… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“I once saw a dead man. Actually, i've seen many dead men. Too many for most. But this one, i've carried with… — Brian Azzarello Copy Share Image
We've all loved someone, hated someone, wanted to throw a brick at someone, wanted to love someone, and many other things, but… — Morgan Pierce Copy Share Image
“Sure, shit happens we can’t control, but that’s exactly what it is: shit you can’t control. You can’t control what it is,… — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
Sometime wee need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop trying to figure out precisely how we feel, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“I’ve come to believe that everything in life is worked out in advance. So whenever bad shit happens, there ain’t nothing you… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Or, God, maybe this was just life. For everyone on the planet. Maybe the Survivor's Club wasn't something you "earned," but simply… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
