You can't turn the sheriff into a toad, Hannah. It's against the rules. --Abbey Drake — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in Vice President. I'm hanging around Arizona. I'm running again for Sheriff. — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
Then, like a born and bred asshole, he added to the sheriff, "He writes murder mysteries. — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sheriffs are completely outnumbered and outgunned. And we don't have enough border patrol agents — John Culberson Copy Share Image
The cyber world is sort of the Wild, Wild West, and to some degree, we're asked to be the sheriff. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy, and I don't get a chance to much. I get to play lots of serious people and killers… — William Sadler Copy Share Image
Don’t get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the mother’s responsibility. It’s a thankless, solitary job,… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Wade Dooley: With a handle like that he sounds more like a western sheriff than the Lancashire bobby that he is. — Norman Mair Copy Share Image
This is the sheriff you're talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to stop me… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I'd rather report to four million people as the elected Sheriff than some governor or president, so I like reporting to the… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
Talking of the local Sheriff, Jake Valentine, tall and skinny and his wife Myra, "She was a short woman, maybe five feet… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
If I do get a handgun, I can take it to the sheriff's department, and in about as much time as it… — Jonathan Gottschall Copy Share Image
In the old days when I was enforcing illegal immigration laws, when I had the authority from the 287G, everybody accused me… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
We had the support of the Democratic sheriff of my parish which was the popular Democratic Sheriff of my parish, Harry Lee… — David Duke Copy Share Image
I think that one of the other lessons about what happened here is that open carry laws, even though many police, sheriff… — Jonathan Michel Metzl Copy Share Image
Obama's Justice Department has also targeted Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Sheriff Joe bills himself as America's Toughest Sheriff for good reason.… — Russell Pearce Copy Share Image
Once you're out in a place where there's one sheriff for the county, people have to learn how to get along with… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks we can continue to have world wars but make them nice polite affairs by outlawing this weapon or that… — Joel Henry Hildebrand Copy Share Image
Whoop it up for liberty! After Ireland is free, says the patriot who won't touch socialism, we will protect all classes, and… — James Connolly Copy Share Image
If on Judgement Day I were summoned by St. Peter to give testimony to the used-to-be sheriff's act of kindness, I would… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I remember on a Friday afternoon getting a phone call from Grant Simmons saying, "Mike," we got to be pretty good friends;… — Mike Royer Copy Share Image
What Mr. Loughner knows is that he has the full support of a major political party in this country ... he knows… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I cannot make myself believe that God wanted me to hate. I'm tired of violence, I've seen too much of it. I've… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
Wickedly Dangerous translates a terrifying figure from folklore , the Baba Yaga, into the smart, resourceful, motorcycle-riding Barbara Yager, who travels with… — Alex Bledsoe Copy Share Image
To be honest, I would have to say that there was a certain burden in working with Arnold, a big action star.… — Kim Jee-woon Copy Share Image
“Mr. Buckley, let me explain it this way. And I'll do so very carefully and slowly so that even you will understand… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
I once played a sheriff who thought he could do the job without a gun. I was dead in twenty-seven minutes of… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
The church hates a thinker precisely for the same reason a robber dislikes a sheriff, or a thief despises the prosecuting witness. — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
This is a boyhood dream, but I've always wanted to play the sheriff. I've wanted to be in a Western, in the… — Patrick Fabian Copy Share Image
The young people when I go to McDonald's, the Hispanic clerks will come by, 'Sheriff, can we have a picture?' over and… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I want to say 'I Shot The Police' but the government would have made a fuss so I said 'I Shot The… — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
