“So you like her and you're scared. Now what?" "Nothing. It just sucks that I finally found the girl worth having and… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Oh! Thanks for the public service announcement about what not to do in college, Mr. Eighteen-year-old-frat-boy-with-eleventy-billion-'serious'-girlfriends-under-his-belt! Get in the fucking car. You're… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“The whole feeling-out-of-my-element thing was pissing me off, and then I had Pepé Le Pew over there threatening my death.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“I need another drink!” I said as a second attempt to change the subject. “Shots!” America yelled. Shepley rolled his eyes. “Oh,… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
