I like to put shaving cream in the door handle of people's cars and that kind of thing. — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum. — Jack Kemp Copy Share Image
Shaving is a really depressing task when you know you're not getting laid that night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history. — Phil Donahue Copy Share Image
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible. — Michael Rosenbaum Copy Share Image
one of the sisters started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good. — Eva Ibbotson Copy Share Image
Everything I do in life is framed through the view of a businessman. That's my instinct. If I go into a pharmacy… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
The killing of everyone was the easy part, the most difficult part was lathering them up and shaving them, that's the part… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving.… — Clive Owen Copy Share Image
“He finished shaving by touch, still walking around the room, for he tried to see himself in the mirror as little as… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
In Gillette's case, they keep surfing along new technology which is fairly simple by the standards of microchips. But it's hard for… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night,… — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
My very identity as a soldier came to an abrupt end. I'd been soldiering as long as I'd been shaving. Suddenly I'd… — Stanley A. McChrystal Copy Share Image
This world is not a platform where you will hear Thalberg-piano-playing. It is a piano manufactory, where are dust and shavings and… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
When I'm shaving, I'm thinking about what I need to accomplish that day. If it's game day, I'm thinking about schemes, thinking… — Caris LeVert Copy Share Image
It's an honor to be a part of Magic Shave as their new ambassador. One of the problems that some African-American men… — Lance Gross Copy Share Image
I've been waiting to have facial hair on camera for the longest time - I'm always playing teenagers, and I always have… — Dustin Milligan Copy Share Image
Tilting his head back he slowly released an enormous quantity of smoke from his mouth and drew it up through his nostrils.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You stayed around your children as long as you could, inhaling the ambient gold shavings of their childhood, and at the last… — Meg Wolitzer Copy Share Image
It was bad on Linda. She had to deal with this guy who didn't want to get out of bed and, if… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
“Shaving was not an easy task, for his hand continued to shake very much; and shaving requires attention, even when you don't… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
They had to start shaving my chin when I was 12 years old because light started to pick it up. — Jackie Cooper Copy Share Image
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla. — Ashley Copy Share Image
It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly. — Joe Dempsie Copy Share Image
