Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I rode a shark once. I wouldn't recommend it. It was fun, but I thought I was going to get eaten the… — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
He described to me how crocodiles kill more people than sharks. There are just a lot of things in Australia that can… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image