“Have you ever put finger, algea-filled lake-water, or shampoo in there? Yeah, that gets your eyes screaming in pain pretty quick, doesn't it? Unless you're using baby No More Tears shampoo, of course, in which case feel free to lather… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“There is nothing more satisfying than being loved for who you are and nothing more painful than being loved for who you are not… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Our pals over at Wikipedia make hair sounds like the sun of fresh water, saying in their snooty tone that head hair has "gained… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get. — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Pain. It’s there for a reason. Whether your’e shredding your legs on a raspberry bush, scalding your hand in hot water, or taking an… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Our problem-scanning machine (amygdala) and our serenity-now mood tape (prefrontal cortex) are at war.” — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“I will raise you like my own,” I promised the tiny basil pot that day. “I will give you sunlight, I will give you… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“The Surprise Attack. This is when you think someone scaring you will frighten the hiccups away. Of course, popping a paper bag behind you… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“No ticket ripper should say anything, but if you do happen to get caught you can always pretend you’re diabetic. “Honestly, these are prescription… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Rule #1: If Checking Account > $1,000, Move All $ over $1,000 into Investing Account. Rule #2: If Investing Account > $1,000, Move All… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Start doing something, you'll continue.. why? Because motivation doesn't cause action. Action causes motivation.” — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“The smell of books is the smell of us all coming together to document, entertain, and explain things for ourselves now and forever. It's… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
