I wish our sex life was as passionate as your reaction to the casting news about Fifty Shades of Grey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got thrown out of my local bookshop for moving the Caution - Wet Floor sign and placing it next to the Fifty Shades of Grey shelf. — Anonymous Copy Share
Sorry the casting of Fifty Shades of Grey has caused you to completely revamp your masturbation fantasies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just think how many books I could've sold if Harry had been a bit more creative with his wand." -[On the success… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your birthday sex be twice as hot and half as painful as the sex in Fifty Shades of Grey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to the nurses who treated me after I awkwardly tried to reenact the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today's heat has me more hot and bothered than a lonely housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at a Magic Mike screening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well he wasn't exactly standing in my door way. He was on his knees in a Fifty Shades of Grey, ‘red room… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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