Sex was like Disneyland to her: an allotment of organized wonders and legal mischief. — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“Sex is like a drink, it's bad to start brooding about it too early in the day.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
SEX IS LIKE PUTTING MONEY IN THE BANK . YOU TAKE IT AND THE INTEREST IS ALL GONE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't expect sex to be like porn. Don't expect dinner to be like the Food Network — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
The third-date rule [that you need to have sex by the third date] treats sex like it's the down payment on a… — Jason 'J' Brown Copy Share Image
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sex seemed like a thing that might only happen to me at random, outside my control, like the weather.” — Catherine Lacey Copy Share Image
Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway? — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Sex is like mcdonalds, I'm lovin it. pussy is like subway, eat fresh. dick is like gaterade, is it in you? — Peterson G Copy Share Image
Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited). — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
“I've had sex with lots of guys, but I think I did it mostly out of fear. I was scared not to… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“We'd had sex like we were whores to each other, and when it was done, we each moved to our side of… — Eric Jerome Dickey Copy Share Image
Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice;… — George Burns Copy Share Image
“Never, actually.” Max paused with one pant leg on. “Never? You mean sex? Never? Like ever?” I shook my head. “What the… — James Cox Copy Share Image
There is a brief time for sex, and a long time when sex is out of place. But when it is out… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“I just want to collapse because holy shit. I have never had sex like that before. But… what the hell am I… — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
“Sex was like the wooden horse of Troy, he decided. How uncomplicated a gift it seemed at first, but once you had… — Anthony McDonald Copy Share Image
Sex was like a world so mysterious to me, I really couldn't believe there was this fantastic texture to life that I… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
“Believe me when I say I won’t have sex with you like this. I would never disrespect you so much as to… — Katie Ashley Copy Share Image
“Now, up until this point in my life, I’d shared that old theory that sex was like pizza. Even when it’s bad,… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
Very, very often in movie sex you see this fiction about unity. A union. That somehow these two thinking beings become one,… — Tilda Swinton Copy Share Image
“Were we ever that beautiful?” “You still are,” Roger told him. “Maybe we should make the most of the hurricane.” “This was… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
There's no sense forcing yourself if you don't feel like it. Tell you the truth, I've had sex with lots of guys,… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Personally, I think sex should be like math. At school. No one really cares if they're crap at math. They even proclaim… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“I remembered what it is I like about sex: what I like about sex is that I can lose myself in it… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
I wanna tease you, I wanna please you I wanna show you baby, that I need you I want your body, 'til… — She's_gone Copy Share Image
“As a child I was a little bit disgusted and embarrassed to learn about the facts of life, and did not immediately… — Emily Gould Copy Share Image
The fact is that young people are going to have sex whether you like it or not. — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
![“[We] have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.” quote by Olivia Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b6/olivia-wilde-2063_marathon_we-have-sex-like-kenyan-marathon-runners_2652941.jpg)
![“The third-date rule [that you need to have sex by the third date] treats sex like it's the down payment on a relationship.” quote by Jason 'J' Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/484/jason-j-brown-74558_needs_the-third-date-rule-that-you-need-to-hav_279702.jpg)
