Server Quotes

I did not have textual relations with that server.

— Hillary Clinton

The right server for the right job.

— Bob Muglia

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

— Aaron Allston

I am an amazing server. Come into SUR and you will see.

— Scheana Shay

I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.

— Seth Rogen

“A website can make money for you while you are asleep.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Don't treat your business website like logistics, treat it like an employee.”

— Amit Kalantri

Enterprise is hard work. You have to integrate the client with the optimized systems of all the servers and software.

— Samuel J. Palmisano

The Domain Name Server (DNS) is the Achilles heel of the Web. The important thing is that it's managed responsibly.

— Tim Berners-Lee

Anytime someone builds a little application that runs on a cell phone, there's something that goes on the server.

— James Gosling

Microsoft has no SQL Server developers. We have only Azure developers.

— Satya Nadella

“A website is a window through which your business says hello to the world.”

— Amit Kalantri

No government has ever been, or can ever be, wherein time-servers and blockheads will not be uppermost.

— John Dryden

One, if one is sensible, blames government, not the servers of government, not those entangled in their governments.

— Taylor Caldwell

Despite more than a year of spittle-flecked fury at Hillary Clinton for using a private email server, most Trump voters probably don’t…

— Kevin Drum

Skype seems the best maybe, as international phone rates are silly. And service is service, that's definitely true. Any time there are…

— Jacob Tomsky

When I was dating and the wine list was presented to my male companion, I tried to ignore this unfortunate faux pas.…

— Alpana Singh

Big Linux deployments have reached the point where it's become a real problem for administrators that they don't have nice tools to…

— Nat Friedman

“There is a sanctification in sacrifice–that’s where the Greek word comes from. Now whether you take that sanctification (or holiness) literally or…

— Richie Norton

Removed from 'Gmail' doesn't necessarily mean removed from all Google servers. In fact, your old emails are the data set from which…

— Douglas Rushkoff

After a yearlong investigation, there is no evidence that anyone hacked the server I was using, and there is no evidence that…

— Hillary Clinton

I literally coded Facebook in my dorm room and launched it from my dorm room. I rented a server for $85 a…

— Mark Zuckerberg

“I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt…

— Crystal Hudson

In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. If the sparks…

— Rhoda Janzen

The fancies that take their monstrous birth from the spinelessness and boredom of usurped wealth bring in their wake every defect ...…

— Jean Lorrain

I did work well with Hillary Clinton when she was my colleague in the Senate, and I certainly don't bear her any…

— Susan Collins

One reason you should not use web applications to do your computing is that you lose control. It's just as bad as…

— Richard Stallman

In the U.S., you even lose legal rights if you store your data in a company's machines instead of your own. The…

— Richard Stallman

So depending on the day, my schedule is different. But, generally speaking, I get up in the morning, I do a 30…

— Maria Popova

WikiLeaks released new Clinton campaign e-mails revealing how friendly Hillary [Clinton] was with the attorney general, Loretta Lynch.This was only months prior…

— Donald Trump

I'm all in favor of being able to imagine new frontiers with the aid of technologies, but I want a more compassionate…

— Sheila Jasanoff

“A business must have a website because office hours apply to a workplace, not to a website,”

— Amit Kalantri

I basically wrote the code and the specs and documentation for how the client and server talked to each other.

— Tim Berners-Lee

There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.

— Jennifer Crusie

“If your website makes customers wait, their money is going to make you wait.”

— Amit Kalantri

“The secret of a high-ranking website is not its colors but its content.”

— Amit Kalantri

Cloud computing is a great euphemism for centralization of computer services under one server.

— Evgeny Morozov

“As a general rule of thumb, the node that does zmq_bind() is a “server,” sitting on a well-known network address”

— Anonymous

Our biggest cost is not power, or servers, or people. It's lack of utilization. It dominates all other costs.

— Jeff Bezos

One bug in an SMTP server can open up the whole machine for intrusion.

— Wietse Venema