“You come from Planet Hunk, sent to Earth to protect and serve. And make the ladies happy.” — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.” — Gini Koch Copy Share
“Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt,… — Gini Koch Copy Share
“Do I really run like that?" (Kitty) "Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy." "Thank God. I think I look like a… — Gini Koch Copy Share
“They didn't answer. But I was thinking. I'd had to do a lot of thinking like this over the past year, and it was… — Gini Koch Copy Share
“But before I ran out and got shot by someone I merely hadn't seen, I examined the remote. There were a lot of buttons… — Gini Koch Copy Share
“I'm with the Naked Ape." Jareen said. "Let's get in there and kick some evil overlord butt.” — Gini Koch Copy Share
“The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.” — Gini Koch Copy Share
“Suddenly, I can see you weren’t bragging – once you go alien, you really do never go back.” — Gini Koch Copy Share
“We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the… — Gini Koch Copy Share
“Boxers or briefs- FINALLY! ‘THE’ QUESTION! FINALLY! I’ve been waiting since my first interview for someone to ask me this! And, my answer is:… — Gini Koch Copy Share
“Yeah, I know. It's one of my plans. It'll go all Dog Day Afternoon somewhere along the line. But a girl can dream, can't… — Gini Koch Copy Share
