“As soon as Jack had squeezed around the boxes and out the door, Charlie pulled the covers back up to his chin and thought about what the witch had said. I’ve never seen anyone as scared as you, Charlie Laird.… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
One thing that I think never goes out of style is just purity. Niceness and purity. And the Muppets have never lost that. Kermit… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
“We all have varying degrees of these feelings, but I think when you have them really acutely, one of the things you're aware of… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
We have reached a very cynical era of comedy. The Muppets have proven, for 40 years, that you can get laughs without ever doing… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
My previous philosophy was just to make a face that matches the words I'm saying, but the brilliant Duplass bros made Ed helms and… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But I was… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
The power dynamics in a relationship are going to be fluid over a long period of time, so to wait for 'perfect' is going… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
I've decided it's finally time for me to get a real "leading man" body. Like Marlon Brando in The Godfather. — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
