It hardly seemed fair, because, unlike a horse or a Seeing Eye dog, the whole glory of being a bird is that… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Cand nu aveam de munca, preferam sa dorm cat de mult puteam - undeva intre dousprezece si paisprezece ore mi se parea… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You're the man now,' she said to me after my father died, 'you're the man.' Then she turned to Popeye, our calico… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
