Security Quotes by Kate Clinton

There may or may not be a lesbian comedy boom, but there certainly is a lescom circuit. Gay Pride Month, formerly known as June,…

— Kate Clinton

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.

— Kate Clinton

They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have been women, you know, Sonia Gandhi for heaven's sakes…

— Kate Clinton

Teaching is performance art.

— Kate Clinton

[On cloning sheep:] Oh great, just what we need - more sheep.

— Kate Clinton

[On Nancy Reagan:] At one photo op press conference, she toured a crack house and decried how awful it was, yet one suspected that…

— Kate Clinton

Whenever a woman describes herself as a 'post-feminist' I picture women lashed to posts. Joan of Arc was an early post-feminist.

— Kate Clinton

I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I…

— Kate Clinton

John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use the bathroom.…

— Kate Clinton

After the Reagan years, there were only three people of color in the Republican Party. Their slogan was 'Republicans - the Other White Meat.'…

— Kate Clinton

I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there…

— Kate Clinton

I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and…

— Kate Clinton